What the what?A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.
WarningThis site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.
The CountessA strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).
Author Archives: The Countess
I feel like I should be starting this post with a holiday related pun. Luckily, my research into the nauseating world of Christmas-themed romance novels has exposed me a crapton of wintry wit. That’s right, there are romance novels about … Continue reading
As promised I bring you a brilliant romance novel review by Miss Emma! But before you continue on to her sass and snark, can I just present this AMAZING cover: We have the obligatory heavy petting, neck kisses, and what … Continue reading
With work demanding so much of my time, I haven’t had a chance to devote time to my true love: reading romance novels. But before you guys (that is, all three of my blog readers) languish in a land of … Continue reading
I like my romance novels firmly rooted in fantasy. Faraway places, lurid physically impossible sex scenes, and guys who, like, talk about their feelings and junk! That’s why Teresa Medeiros’s newest romance novel, Goodnight Tweetheart, hit a little too close … Continue reading
His Hired Baby by Jacqueline Diamond Surrogate mom Kate Evans, a widow with a five-year-old son, isn’t looking forward to her upcoming delivery—not because of the pain, but because when it’s over the doctor will place her baby in the … Continue reading
Can we just start with the cover: How could I not review this book? Cinderella’s wearing a freakin’ garland in her hair. Because that’s how you accessorize the purple sheath dress and lace wrap you purchased at Coldwater Creek for … Continue reading