What the what?A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.
WarningThis site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.
The CountessA strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).
Category Archives: Contemporary
I feel like I should be starting this post with a holiday related pun. Luckily, my research into the nauseating world of Christmas-themed romance novels has exposed me a crapton of wintry wit. That’s right, there are romance novels about … Continue reading
I like my romance novels firmly rooted in fantasy. Faraway places, lurid physically impossible sex scenes, and guys who, like, talk about their feelings and junk! That’s why Teresa Medeiros’s newest romance novel, Goodnight Tweetheart, hit a little too close … Continue reading