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A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.Warning
This site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.The Countess
A strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).Categories
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Category Archives: Contemporary
What you should be reading this Christmas…
I feel like I should be starting this post with a holiday related pun. Luckily, my research into the nauseating world of Christmas-themed romance novels has exposed me a crapton of wintry wit. That’s right, there are romance novels about … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Contemporary, Harlequin
Tagged Book recommendations, Books, Christmas, Harlequin, romance novels
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#WTF: Twitter Takes Over the Romance Novel
I like my romance novels firmly rooted in fantasy. Faraway places, lurid physically impossible sex scenes, and guys who, like, talk about their feelings and junk! That’s why Teresa Medeiros’s newest romance novel, Goodnight Tweetheart, hit a little too close … Continue reading
Review: Cinderella’s Tycoon by Caroline Cross
Can we just start with the cover: How could I not review this book? Cinderella’s wearing a freakin’ garland in her hair. Because that’s how you accessorize the purple sheath dress and lace wrap you purchased at Coldwater Creek for … Continue reading
Posted in Contemporary, Romance Novel Reviews, Texas!
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