What the what?A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.
WarningThis site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.
The CountessA strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).
Monthly Archives: August 2010
His Hired Baby by Jacqueline Diamond Surrogate mom Kate Evans, a widow with a five-year-old son, isn’t looking forward to her upcoming delivery—not because of the pain, but because when it’s over the doctor will place her baby in the … Continue reading
Can we just start with the cover: How could I not review this book? Cinderella’s wearing a freakin’ garland in her hair. Because that’s how you accessorize the purple sheath dress and lace wrap you purchased at Coldwater Creek for … Continue reading
Check what I’m reviewing in a couple of days! With one review under my belt I was feeling a little ambitious. So this time around I’m taking on…Texas. Here’s the teaser to Cinderella’s Tycoon by Caroline Cross: “Honor” was Texas … Continue reading
A conversation between Penelope and Prince Damien while traipsing through a babbling brook: “I will marry you, Penelope. I want to do it with soft words, but I have to throw you over the pommel of my saddle and gallop … Continue reading
There are cougars and then there are cougars. But does Captain Armband realize making love to Courtney Love?