What the what?A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.
WarningThis site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.
The CountessA strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).
Category Archives: Romance Novel Reviews
As promised I bring you a brilliant romance novel review by Miss Emma! But before you continue on to her sass and snark, can I just present this AMAZING cover: We have the obligatory heavy petting, neck kisses, and what … Continue reading
Can we just start with the cover: How could I not review this book? Cinderella’s wearing a freakin’ garland in her hair. Because that’s how you accessorize the purple sheath dress and lace wrap you purchased at Coldwater Creek for … Continue reading