What the what?A blog dedicated to snarking on the cheesiest of romance novels and most heaving of bosoms.
WarningThis site contains lewd, adult situations thanks to the romance novels. As well as cursing and imagined acts of violence by me.
The CountessA strong-willed harlot that enjoys reading tawdry literature, sipping port, and gallivanting with the brawny stable boy (scandalous!).
Category Archives: Quotes
A conversation between Penelope and Prince Damien while traipsing through a babbling brook: “I will marry you, Penelope. I want to do it with soft words, but I have to throw you over the pommel of my saddle and gallop … Continue reading
Let’s face it, my devotion to reading smut isn’t going to yield any Pulitzer-worthy finds. But once in a while I come across a phrase, paragraph, or page of writing so craptastic it surprises even me. This week’s WTF moment … Continue reading